Mike Johnson, bless his heart, says he doesn’t “wanna get too spooky on you,” but it was God who made...
In a song about outlaws, Woody Guthrie noted that, “Some’ll rob with a 6-gun/Some with a fountain pen.” Indeed, the...
According to an old saying, “You can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.” True. But that raises this question: Who would...
In one of their satirical songs, the Austin Lounge Lizards lampooned the ridiculous bigotry of some Christian factions, singing: “Jesus...
Let me be blunt: The problem with today’s Supreme Court is that it consists of too many 5-watt bulbs sitting...
You wait a month to get a doctor appointment, then you sit in the waiting room an hour because Dr....
What it is about today’s vituperative, foam-at-the-mouth Republican party? No longer disguising their desire to repress women, workers, immigrants, the...
Growing up, I absorbed a lot of values from my Ol’ Texas Daddy – a strong commitment to the Common...
Let’s talk Turkey! No, not the Butterballs in Congress. I’m talking about the real thing, the big gobbler – 46...
For people who live in trailer parks, can anything be scarier than the sound of a roaring tornado? Yes: Most...

